Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Holiday Advice from the Tomas Clan

This is Agent Flexing Bear, writing from my secret Tomas stronghold. (It's cleverly disguised as a library, the last place you'd expect to see a Tomas) I just received Top Secret instructions on the best way to enjoy the holidays. Memorize it, my Tomas brothers and sisters!! (Yes, I know there are THREE whole sentences--take as many hours as you need to memorize them!!) Here you go:The first sentence about not body-slamming Santa is really good advice-- I got into SO much trouble last year when I body-slammed him after he came down our chimney last year! (Hey, it wasn't MY fault!! I thought he was a Janus in disguise!)

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