So I'm making good progress. I'm on page 227 now. That means I have only---
I've still got 643 pages left to go!!
Well, time to redouble my MANLY efforts if I'm going to finish this thing before the end of March. If I could read 30 pages a day, then it would be possible. Fortunately, this will be easy because I'm enjoying it so much!
The only problem is, however, this book is so BIG and HEAVY that I'm getting worn down to the ground by carrying it around. In fact, I tried to hire a personal assistant to help me. I called Chuck Norris but, when he heard what book it was, he yelped in fear and slammed down the phone. Same thing when I called the Hulk. Yep, it's that big and heavy.
Don't believe me? Well, let me tell you--this book is so BIG and HEAVY that:
|Strong enough for one but not the other!|
I stood it upright again and the Charlotte city government called and asked if I had a permit for the new skyscraper.
What the difference between Thor's hammer and this book? Thor is strong enough to lift his hammer!
I told you. Of course, you see I'm joking. But why should I have all the fun? If you boys know of any jokes (or could make up any) about how BIG and HEAVY this book is, send them along in the Comments section under this post. (gotta keep them clean, of course) I'll post them on my next Update and be sure you get one of the cool new bookmarks.
OK, I can't wait to hear from you! I've got to go now and move that book to a different location. If I let it sit in the same place too long, the building starts to tip over to that side.