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I'll be gone on my own beach trip over the Labor Day holiday (to a much better one than the Sith beach) but go ahead and write to us. I'll check the blog Tuesday morning.
Enjoy the holiday!
Carl
Hello all (even you cowardly Jedi who tremble at the merest of my postings), as you can see some of my Sith buddies and myself spent some time chilling on the beach during my recent vacation. It was pretty relaxing until Jango had that incident with the shark (Ouch! Believe me, you don't want to know more; what a moron). Now that I have returned, I find it laughable that only 2 Jedi have posted in response to my challenge. I mean, I know that books with too few pictures and lots of words are beyond the skill level of a Jedi to understand, but, come now, certainly there are a couple of Baby Board books that you could attempt to review for the blog (Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!). Well, you are quickly running out of time and it is looking as though I, the mighty Darth Bill, will not be having his picture in a dress and all the Jedi in the known galaxy will forever be put to shame (Haahhahahahhahahahhhahaha!!!!!). Tell you what, you pathetic Jedi, I will extend my challenge until September 10. After that I will just laugh and chuckle to myself about the once mighty Jedi Order.
Mr. Scieszka's hilarious Time Warp Trio series. The three main character are Joe (a budding magician), Fred (a cool sports type guy), and Sam (a nerdy but cool egg head). The fun starts when Joe gets this weird looking magic book as a present from his uncle. This is no ordinary magic book, as the guys find this out quickly. One minute they are looking at the book and talking about knights and the next they find themselves in the time of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. This sounds pretty cool, ya think huh? Wrong!!!!!!! The first thing they run into when they arrive is the dreaded Black Knight, who, for some unknown reason, is bent on killing them. Next they meet Merlin, who does not like them at all. To prove themselves to Merlin and Arthur they must take on Bleob, a totally gross giant, who smells worse than anything you can imagine, issues nauseating burps, snots slime that falls onto everyone, and does other things I don't even want to mention. Did I also mention the dragon they have to deal with? All the books in this series are extremely funny and guaranteed to generate more than a few laughs, so check this one out and the others in the series.
by Claudia Mills. Remember how I talked about biographies the other day? Well, this book shows how reading biographies can really impact your life. Riley O'Rourke has a lot of obstacles in his life--his dad left five years ago, his mom doesn't make much money, and he can't take the music lessons he wants so desperately because they can't afford to rent an instrument. But then his teacher assigns the class the project of reading biographies and Riley gets Theodore Roosevelt. What does Riley know about that man, except that he was president? As Riley does his reading, the things he learns about Theodore Roosevelt begin to change his life. What are those things? You'll have to read this book to find out!
sick to take of the family farm and you owed $500 in back taxes. How would you get that much money? That's the problem facing 10-year Willy out in Wyoming. His only chance is to win the dogsled competition held every winter. Yet how could a ten year-old boy hope to beat veteran racers, especially the great Indian named Stone Fox, who has never lost? You've got to read this exciting and unforgettable story to see what happens.



This is a picture of the loud and proud Bone Graphic Novel Book Club Posse. We covered the Bone Graphic Novels 1 through 5. I had a great time and I hope the rest of the crew did also. Mr. Smith the writer and artist of the Bone Graphic Novels will be here at Imagion for our Novello Festival in October. He will be here at ImaginOn on October 20, 2007 for Novello's Word Play Saturday. He will be meeting and talking with fans from 9:30 - 10:30 and signing books at 11:30. Be there or be square!!!!!
Because he wants to see Darth Bill in a dress! We'll all see it if you Jedi readers write to us by August 31. We need only 4 more!
What a life! You've probably heard the story of John Smith and Pocahontas--well, you don't the half of it! John Smith was shipwrecked, became a "pirate", got rich, went to war, was captured, made a slave, and rode 16 days to make an escape. And that was before he ever came to America! You'll also read the real story of him and Pocahontas. This is one exciting book and the illustrations are as much fun as the story.
greatest athlete that America ever had, possibly the greatest athlete ever. He played football, baseball, ran track, and excelled at all these sports, setting records that stood for years. He even participated in the 1912 Olympics in Stockhom and shook hands with the King of Sweden! But he had to overcome a lot of hardships to get there. He grew up a poor Native American on a reservation. He couldn't sit still long enough to finish any school. Yet his father encouraged to keep trying, becuase Jim's father knew that the boy had a special talent for sports. Read about how Jim finally made it big and then had a terrbile injustice committed against him, yet he never gave up. It's a great story--and the best part is that it's true!
is a boy growing up in a small town in western Nebraska. The town is so small, in fact, that the school has only one room because there are only nine students! Ted's life suddenly changes when he sees a girl's face in the window of an abandoned farmhouse. Ted loves mysteries and tries to find who the girl is. He finds lots of surprises and has to make some hard choices. I read this book in one day because I had to know what happened to Ted and this mysterious girl. You'll really like this one.
There's a girl named Lily whose dad works for a mysterious company that is supposed to make stilts for whales. That's weird enough, but then she sees her dad's boss, who has a whale's tail sticking out of the back of his suit, pour salt brine water over his head (which has a bag over it) Then she finds out that this company is part of a plot to take over the world through death and destruction by fitting whales with laser eyes! This book gets goofier and funnier, but it gets pretty exciting too. There are chases, narrow escapes---and whales blasting towns with laser eyes! It's not like anything you've read lately and you'll really enjoy it.
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the easily frightened or scaredy cat reader out there. These ghoulish books are wickedly good in scaring the devil out of you and making it hard to go to sleep at night. End Game has this really cool story of the same name in it. Just imagine if you had one of the most powerful Personal Computers in the world. Imagine that you were offered for free a game for this PC that was so realistic you could not even tell it was a game. Well this is just what happens to rich and somewhat spoiled Simon. In this game he gets to control a vicious criminal that carries out crimes in the very town he lives in. What could be cooler than this? Almost anything else it turns out when Simon loses control of the game and the stakes become much higher than he could have imagined. Another great story from Liar is "Tickets, Please." Brian, Emily and Craig are best friends that have tickets to see their favorite basketball team play in a really big game. Much to their chagrin when they reach the train station that is to take them to the game they realize they have no money to buy tickets for the train ride to the arena. They decide they will jump a train when no one is looking and ride for free. After all what's the worse that can happen? More than they bargined for it turns out. Read both these stories from The Midnight Library series along with the 2 other chilling stories in each book. I dare you or are you to scared to try?
eries. It tells the true life story of how the U.S. Marines fought and defeated the Japanese-held island of Iwo Jima in 1945 during World War II. The battle for this small island was one of the most deadly between two armies in recorded history. U.S. General "Howling Mad" Smith is quoted in this book as saying: "The fighting was the toughest the Marines ran across in one hundred and sixty-eight years." The story is told from both the American and Japanese forces points of view. Pivotal individuals, battles, and events are delved into with great detail in this amazing piece of non-fiction. This is a very moving and powerful story that all should know about.All right, I know it's a long list, but I hope it will be helpful. Tomorrow's list will be shorter.
birthday? Palmer LaRue (nicknamed Beans because he loves cold beans out of the can) does not. He knows that he'll become a Wringer on his tenth birthday. What's a Wringer? That's a boy who wrings the necks of pigeons that don't get killed instantly during his town's annual Pigeon Day shoot. Most boys in town can't wait to become Wringers but Palmer hates the thought. Yet everyone expects him to do it. Things really become complicated a pigeon lands on the windowsill of his bedroom and Palmer makes it a pet. What can he do? Can he get out of being a Wringer? Read it and find out!
more--Fourth Grade Rats. When Suds (doesn't Jerry Spinelli give his characters great nicknames?) and his best friend Joey go into the fourth grade, they hear this chant from a bunch of third-graders: "First grade babies! Second grade cats! Third grade angels! Fourth grade rats!" Joey wants to act like a rat when they go into fourth grade but Suds doesn't. Joey starts pushing Suds to misbehave. Will he listen or will he do the right thing? This is a great book about peer pressure--something we've all had to face up to, right? I think both these books are good stories about doing the right thing in spite of peer pressure. Go read them if you've ever been in that spot.
Wow! What great luck! We've had two more boys come in today to claim their free books. All this in one day! Here we see Darth Bill standing behind Jay B. (alias Evil Sith II) and Trevor B. (alias Smith the Sith). You can read their comments in the post from July 21. Darth Bill and Jay are obviously starting to enjoy their reign of terror while Trevor seems to be thnking about what planet to send the Death Star to next.
book. This is Thomas, who wrote to us way back on June 21. (Go to our Archives and click on "June" to see what he said) Way to go, Thomas!
another mystery (can't get that Summer Reading theme out of my head!) It's Coffin on a Case by Eve Bunting. Twelve-year-old Henry Coffin's dad is a real detective and Henry would like to be one too. Then one day, while his dad is out of the office, a gorgeous high school girl walks in and says she's lost her mother--for the fourth time! Henry says he will help and is glad to be working as a real detective. But it turns out that the girl's mother has been kidnapped and Henry learns that being a real detective can lead to real danger! He finds that he's in over his head---I mean, literally over his head when he has to hide from the bad guys in the bottom of a slimy old swimming pool! Will they find him or will he drown in there? I couldn't stop turning the pages and neither will you.
The other book is the one I talked about last week, The Invention of Hugo Cabret: A Novel In Words and Pictures by Brian Selznick. Did you ever read something that made you sit back and say "Wow" when you're done? I just finished this book and that's what I did! It's awesome. There's so much that happens and it's all so exciting that I can't tell you about it briefly but I will say that it's about a notebook with plans for a mechanical man, the very first movies, an old man with a mysterious past, and a boy living in a train staton, hiding from the police. Brian Selznick does a great job with bleanding the words and pictures to make a really thrilling book. Go get it!
by Brian Selznick. It's really different; a combination of chapter book and wordless book. Yeah, that's right--sometimes the words tell the story and sometimes the pictures do. It's really, really good so far. I'll tell you more next week. Have a great weekend and keep reading!
ncient Greek myths. The first one is a graphic novel called Hercules : The Twelve Labors (story by Paul Storrie ; pencils by Steve Kurth ; inks by Barbara Schulz). This book is truly awesome. The story is very exciting (it should be--people have been telling it for the last 3000 years!), but the artwork is really what grabbed me. Most of the artwork in these graphic novels based on classic stories is only OK. This one, however, was truly fantastic! Bill said that it was good enough to be a Marvel publication. (No offense to you DC fans!) So check this one out. You'll love it.
Olympians series. I haven't been so excited about a series in years! Did you ever get so fired up about a book that you wanted to tell every friend you had about it? That's how I feel about these books! They're funny, exciting, suspenceful, thrilling--well, you get the idea. If you want to know more, check out my review here.