Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WHO DID THIS??

Guys, I hate to tell you this but a terrible crime has just occurred. It's so dastardly that even Lex Luthor, the Joker, Al Capone would be ashamed to admit it. Brace yourselves, men! I hate to do it but it's my duty to inform you that someone has desecrated the Sacred Shrine of Guyhood. It's---it's too painful to talk about, so I'll just show you the photo.Can you believe it?????? Here at the Boys Read display at Imaginon, the Sacred Shrine of Guyhood, someone dared to put the book A Princess Primer: A Fairy godmother's Guide to Being a Princess on our shelf!!!!!! Oh, the nerve!!!! Who would dare to place a princess book in the heart of all guyness!! I was so seized with righteous indignation that I moved faster than a lightning bolt to set things right. Here is the result:

There!! The cosmic balance has been restored. Dave Barry's book Science Fair, the one about floating frogs, dads who dress like Luke Skywalker, and evil schemes to take over the US with a high school science fair has replaced the criminal deed. Goofy guy humor has replaced the pink princess book and all is right with the world!! I don't know the identity of the desecrator and don't want to know. Just understand this; anyone who commits such a foul crime again will face the wrath of--

The Great and Powerful CARLMAN!!

6 comments:

Ms. Yingling said...

I didn't do it. Really. As much as I would love to visit, I would never do anything so horrible. But you have to admire the evil genius of it all.

Anonymous said...

Yes Sir! Boys Rule! You guys at ImaginOn ROCK! It was probably the worse type of girl, a girl Sith! who did this deed!

Carl said...

We believe you, Ms. Yinling. No Honorary Guy would ever desecrate the Sacred Shrine of Guyhood. (And please come visit if you're ever in Charlotte!) Would a girl Sith do this? Who ELSE could stoop so low!! What do you think, Darth Bill? Master Jedi Zack?

Freedom Regional Library Team said...

It was the Sith Lord at Freedom Regional. Mwhahahaha.




(not really though)

Carl said...

Should've known a Sith would take credit for a crime he didn't commit. The Great and Powerful CARLMAN, who sees through tme and space was not fooled, though--no guy, not even a servant of the dark side, would place such a dishonor on the Sacred Shrine of Guyhood.

ian said...

hey guys. I can't believe what happened!!!! i whonder who would do such a horrible deed!!! well anyway, i hope you guys find out soon!!!