Monday, August 3, 2009

Da "WINNER!" The # 1 Bum!

The votes are in, guys, and CARL is the "winner" of The Battle of the Bums. Yes, by an overwhelming majority, the rock-and-roll public says that Carl is a WORSE SINGER THAN BILL!!

Now for the "prize"--Carl gets to sing a song and wear an outfit picked out by ELLEN. The same Ellen who went before the Court of Cosmic Justice. Who was called "Evil Ellen." Who gets a chance for REVENGE!! What will she make him wear??

Something frilly??


A feather boa??
And what will she make him SING??? Probably something about BEING A GIRL!!!
Oh, man, I'd better be afraid!! VERY AFRAID!!!
Carl

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