Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Cosmic Court Convenes!!

GUYS!!! An unbelievable amount of buzz has occured since Master Jedi Zack's post of Tuesday. Sith and Jedi are agreeing with each other!! The Force is seriously out of balance!! And on top of that, girls are hopping mad!! Listen to the reactions from Tuesday's post from Teacherninja and Anonymous:

Teacherninja said...
Oh Master Jedi Zack, she's gonna get you man. Better watch your back or you'll be doing a Fancy Nancy storytime before you know it!

Anonymous said...
DUDE!!!!!You are sooooo going to regret printing that photo! Better find a VERY good place to hide!

Things are getting pretty hot! Therefore, in the interest of justice (and not getting whacked upside of the head!), the Great and Powerful CARLMAN convened a Cosmic Court of Justice to decide the matter. Keep in mind, guys, that in a court of law the accused is always presumed innocent until proven guilty. Even Evil Ellen. Wow--that's a tongue-twister!! "Even Evil Ellen" Try saying that 10 times in a row!! But I digress. Here is a video of the Court of Cosmic Justice: (Darth Bill filmed the proceedings)

Seems like we couldn't come to an agreement. (that's what a "hung jury"means) The only thing to do is to leave it up to YOU. Vote on the poll you see on the left-hand side of the page. REMEMBER that the whole point of a trial is to see whether or not the prosecution brought "clear and compelling evidence" that the accused is guilty "beyond all reasonable doubt." Is that what happened? BE FAIR, GUYS! I'll announce the results next week. And to show that we are impartial and unbiased, we invite the GIRLS to vote too!


PS--I'll give a prize to any guy who will come to Imaginon and say "Even Evil Ellen" 10 times in a row without messing up!


ian said...

WEll, hi guys. I'm just gonna give a shout out to my favorite " friend" evil ellen. And ellen, i hope your reading this, beacause you might want to check your little girly shelf. Mwah, haw , haw, haw!!!!

P.S.- of cours evil ellen is guilty, why wouldn't she be!!! she's a girl!!!!

Anonymous said...

How come we don't get to say we think Zack did it, hummmmmm I smell a rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacherninja said...

She was positively beaming with guilty evilness!