Boys Rule Boys Read!: Carl's "Prize" For "Winning" the Battle of the Bums

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Carl's "Prize" For "Winning" the Battle of the Bums

Yes, everyone, we at the Boys Rule Boys Read blog may be slow but we keep our word. We told you that the winner of the Battle of the Bums contest would have to wear an outfit and sing a song picked out by Ellen. Well, the big winner was CARL!! And, since Ellen got to choose my "winning" outfit, it's only right that she gets to have her say:

Hey boys! Evil Ellen here. I'd just like to say that it was an honor choosing the punishment for Carlman (a.k.a. Miss Carlotta), though it ended up being way more fun than a punishment should be. I'd also like to put a warning out there that watching this may not be safe for children under the age of ten. Well, truthfully it may not be safe for anyone. Oh well. Enjoy!!

I don't know---maybe kids under ten will laugh the loudest! Enough talk! Heeeeere's Carl!

Hey Guys, Master Jedi Zack here. All I can say is Darth Bill must have had something to do with this! I think it is going to be very hard for THE CARLMAN to enforce balance in the force without Darth Bill and I bursting into laughter. Evil Ellen is truly truly Evil for this and I think we might need to start calling her Evil Evil Ellen just to be safe.

Greetings all in the Land of Blog. Darth Bill "Prince of Evil (but not so evil as Evil Evil Ellen)" here. I just want you all to know that I am distancing myself as far away (like a gallexy, far, far away) from this video. It is disturbing not only to Jedi, but we Sith as well. Watch only if you are ready to lose lots of sleep. Sigh....what has become of this once pround and noble blog?

It's just gotten better, in my opinion! I'll be available for autographs in the lobby. I think I see a CD in the future--"Miss Carlotta Sings 'The Who'"!!!! Oh, yeah!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: YIKES!!! This is just plain WRONG in soooo many ways! LOLROTF; August 20, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Iron Guy Carl said...: Thanks, Betty! Please feel free to write to us anytime.; September 3, 2009 at 10:19 AM

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