Leave it to a Sith to try and sneak a post in toward the end of the day in hopes that the great Jedi Council is not watching! It is my sad duty to report that Bill is no longer "Darth Bill," but has been demoted to "Dath Bill." This truth was brought to my attention by a Padawan named Trish who is studying under me here at the Matthews Library (we have not given her the title of "Honorary Guy" just yet). You can see the evidence below.
In other news... I have finally been able to read the first Captain Eli book! It was awesome, so awesome that awesome is not the most awesome word for it. Awesome!!! So I guess Jedi and Sith can agree on some things.